DON’T BE SORRY MAM…..
This week I was again reminded of one of those
things I really need to work on. There I was at the 27th General
Assembly of the Church of the Nazarene in Orlando meandering through the
exhibit section of the Orange County convention center with 25,000 or so
Nazarenes from all over the world. Along with the ministry exhibits strewn from
here to yon was the Nazarene Publishing house’s large display of books, music
and clothing. Nazarene clothing to be exact. Tee shirts, hats and my personal
favorite, golf shirts. Now I am a bit picky when it comes to colors and styles,
not that the type of collar has a thing in the world to do with my golf game,
but I do have a particular taste when it comes to a polo if you get my drift.
Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I saw it, a goldish orange color with just
the right logo in just the right place, in fact I could hear it whisper, “buy
me Tim, buy me”. So I sauntered over to the display table and began sifting
through those breathtaking bargains. The sales lady, quickly spotting a cash
payin customer hurried to the corner where I was admiring the sporting attire.
"Can I put you in one of those?" she mused, "Sure can I just
need to find my size." Looking back, I should be flattered that she did
not instantly walk up and say, try another stack pal, those aren’t available in
your dimension!” but she innocently questioned, “what size do you take?” to
which I replied in a mumbled form, “xl,” “what she asked”, “XL” “sir you’ll
have to spea”… “XL!”
I SAID LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE PEOPLE SHOPPING NEXT TO ME TO CLEARLY HEAR. Oh she replied, we are
all out of extra large sizes in that one, to which I replied, “no need to
say your sorry mam, I’m the one that’s, how you say, PORTLY!” hence the one of those
things I have been meanin to do lines from the beginning of this little muse. A
few years ago when Steph got married I had trimmed myself down to ???, now I am
back up to ??? Is there anything in your life you’ve been putting off?
For
some it could be a project around the house. For others perhaps it’s a trip to
take, or even a doctor’s visit you procrastinate with. These in themselves are
things that need to be done, yet for whatever reason we push them to the
backburner in our lives. I love the this story, “A farm boy accidentally
overturned his wagonload of corn in the road. The former who lived nearby came
to investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your
troubles for a spell and come on in and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you
get the wagon up." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis
answered, "But I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw,
come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well,
okay," the boy finally agreed. "But Pa won't like it." After a
hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I
just know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be
foolish!" exclaimed the neighbor. "By the way, where is
he?" "Under the wagon." My kind of humor! However when it
comes to issues of the soul, it is no laughing matter.
In the book of Acts Paul found himself
sharing the Gospel before a governor by the name of Felix. When the governor
indicated that Paul might speak; Paul addressed the governor with courtesy
sharing his faith in Jesus Christ, which began to speak to the heart of this
leader. Paul said “But this I confess to you, that according to the Way which
they call a sect, so I worship the God of my fathers, believing all things
which are written in the Law and in the Prophets.” First notice that
Felix Made No Decision Though He Knew The Facts. “But when Felix heard
these things, having more accurate knowledge of the Way, he adjourned the
proceedings and said, “When Lysias the commander comes down, I will make a
decision on your case.” We quickly see that Felix habitually postponed decision
even when he knew what he knew he needed to do. He made the decision not to
make a decision even though his mind was informed with the facts, the text
says, “having more accurate knowledge of the Way,” Felix had a passing
knowledge of the facts of the gospel. Secondly we see that, He Made No
Decision Though His Heart Was Stirred. The outcome was that “…..Felix was
afraid and answered, “Go away for now; when I have a convenient time I will
call for you.” An old story goes like this, “3 demons were graduating from
their training in Hell University and they were taking their Final Exams. Satan
asked each one of them, “What are you going to do to deceive people?” 1st
Demon: “I’m going to tell people there isn’t a God.” Satan said, “You’re not
going to convince people of that.” 2nd Demon: “I’m going to tell people there
is no heaven, there is no hell, this is all there is!” Satan said, “You won’t
have much luck with that everyone can sense there is more than just this life.”
3rd Demon: “Satan, I’m going to tell people there is no hurry…Yes, there is a
God, but you can make that decision some other time.” Satan said,
“Congratulations, you have the winning strategy that is going to deceive
millions of people!” A scholar once surveyed the Scriptures to discover the most
significant words in the entire Bible. He wanted to find the saddest word, the
happiest word, the most emotional word, and so on. When he came around to the
Bible’s most dangerous word, he identified it as tomorrow. Anything you need to
do come to mind?
Lunch on Jekyll Island on the way to Orlando..